Christina (A Reader of Fictions) > Recent Status Updates

Booooooooored. I don't give a shit about anyone because they all suck SO HARD.

I was really hoping this would have some post-apocalyptic elements. Not so much, which means the review will go up in September.

WHY DO AUTHORS KEEP GIVING CHARACTERS VIOLET EYES?!!?! WHY? Stop it. It's not a thing.

What the eff is happening?

Am I supposed to like this guy? Or anyone, really?

And we still give a fuck about Maz WHY? He's a freaking rapist. STOP.

Alright, this is the point where I officially give up entirely. Fuck this plot line.

...aaaaand it's getting worse. JEALOUSY. It's like Buffy/Spike, but without the years of snarky history to back it up.

I don't know if it's because I've seen so many atrocious reviews of this, but so far it's not bothering me. Unless something's going to surprise me.

That may be one of the most awkward scenes ever.

That may be one of the most awkward scenes ever.

I'm not posting any of my Dystopian August reviews here until September, because...yeah...I just decided that. Anywho, you can check them out and enter giveaways on the blog: http://readeroffictions.blogspot.com

GODDAMNIT, I KNEW THAT WAS COMING IT AND IT WAS AWFUL AND WHYYYYY?

"I feel like I've discovered some fascinating new species. Homo ferus: wild human. An unpredictable, nocturnal creature usually found in trees. Caution: may cause bewilderment and disorientation. Also, prone to teasing.

Great, she's racist. And Eio is sexist.

"'It's not good for a woman to walk alone in the jungle without a man to protect her.'
He thinks I'm a woman. I stand a little taller. 'Well, all right. If you want.'"

So far Pia has helped torture and animal, hated a woman for taking attention away from her, and been a bitch to a poor, friendly nerd. UGH.

Dear Aria, might I suggest not intentionally hanging out with psychopaths? This may just improve your quality of life.

Love, Christina

I was not expecting dragons or centaurs or sylphs to be part of this story.

So far not really seeming like a dystopia at all.

I wasn't wild about Eve, but now I super identify with her. Cool.

"I am thinking of an apple when the streetcar hits and my leg severs and my ribs crumble and my arm is no longer an arm but something unrecognizable, wet and red."

Well, that's a startling beginning.

This girl is seriously lacking in survival skills.