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I love everyone in this magical heist team, but especially Trefor the corgi.

“You keep surprising me with libraries.” Tabitha, this is the ideal man, please lay claim to him ASAP.

I am at "reading consciously slowly because I don't want this book to end" stage.

Imagine me reading with hearteyes. Made of ice and snow.

God as my witness, I am finishing this book today, I will not be able to sleep if I don't.

I am tearing my hair out in joyful frustration. This is AMAZING. Who do I have to murder to sidestep in time/place/universe to attend this Oxford and see the libraries and the eighth floor of the tower, and also destroy the racism and colonialism that led to it?

Your Honor, I love them. Also, Your Honor, I move that we get Mercy a capable assistant and a drink and a nap, because if one more person tries to dump their secrets and emotional labor on her, I'm going to throw a fit.

So much for sleep. Have to finish this before bed.

Oh honey, no. Do not take the easy road and let your mom think you're "taking a break" from your job and dating your BFF just because that's easier than admitting that you quit the job you hate. That's going to come back and bite you.

Well, that and that the amazing hookup who was definitely NOT your BFF turned out to be your new bosslady.

I have no idea what's happening. It's great.

OMG, you two are your own worst enemies, please talk to each other instead of (badly) reading facial expressions and jumping to conclusions. I BEG you.

Ohhhhhhhh mannnnnnnn I did not see that twist coming, well done Ms. Caruso, oh nooooooooo.

This book is giving me life, I wish Jessica Walter was still alive to play Helen or Billie.

Look at me, voluntarily reading a book with a creepy clown on the cover. This is how much I love this series, Ms. Arden, I hope you're happy!

Did not expect to find transhumanism in my fantasy novel, yet here we go.

Why do I have to do stupid things like "go to work" when I could be reading this book and cheering these two on?????

Oh good, I get to finish this increasingly-terrifying tale on a day when it's pouring down rain...