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"We've all had the experience of wearing an item of clothing we absolutely love and feeling fantastic every time we wear it." What the fuck? Is that a thing people experience? Where can I get me some magic clothes?!

I've determined that this book is aimed at idiots.

The writing is very clumsy.

What the literal fuck

I'm not really sure why any of this is happening.

I'M GONNA DO IT I WILL FINISH THIS STUPID BOOK

I'm going to finish this today. I'm going to do it.

Just got in the shower with this book. Books are stronger than I remember.

Praise the lord, I'm almost done.

Oh no, he's still alive

WHY DID YOU MAKE TWO COMMENTS IN THE SPAN OF A FEW SECONDS WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE THAT I'm going to mark all this down to being sick because nothing you're saying or doing makes any god damn sense. But that still doesn't explain why your username is sunEBrIt when you're 19 years old.

WHY WOULD YOU NEED A SPOON FOR A SQUEEZEY BOTTLE OF HONEY AND WHY WOULD YOU PUT TEA BAGS DIRECTLY IN A KETTLE THIS IS THE MOST DISTRESSED A BOOK HAS EVER MADE ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY WOULD YOU OPEN A BOTTLE WITH YOUR TEETH THIS IS ANARCHY

WHY ARE THE ASPIRIN RED OH MY GOD IS AMERICA THIS DIFFERENT OR IS THE AUTHOR HIGH

Why the fuck are aspirin in a bottle????

"At last, she found a benefit for her aunt's weird habit of keeping medicine in the kitchen."

I don't understand. Where else would you keep medicine?

"She acted like she was the one who'd lost someone, lost their kids. We all lost someone. But we don't give up. We don't kill ourselves."

[Heavy sighing at all of this 'suicide is selfish' talk]

I am so happy for Manny. Connie's a saint.