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Oh no, he's still alive

WHY DID YOU MAKE TWO COMMENTS IN THE SPAN OF A FEW SECONDS WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE THAT I'm going to mark all this down to being sick because nothing you're saying or doing makes any god damn sense. But that still doesn't explain why your username is sunEBrIt when you're 19 years old.

WHY WOULD YOU NEED A SPOON FOR A SQUEEZEY BOTTLE OF HONEY AND WHY WOULD YOU PUT TEA BAGS DIRECTLY IN A KETTLE THIS IS THE MOST DISTRESSED A BOOK HAS EVER MADE ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY WOULD YOU OPEN A BOTTLE WITH YOUR TEETH THIS IS ANARCHY

Why the fuck are aspirin in a bottle????

"At last, she found a benefit for her aunt's weird habit of keeping medicine in the kitchen."

I don't understand. Where else would you keep medicine?

"She acted like she was the one who'd lost someone, lost their kids. We all lost someone. But we don't give up. We don't kill ourselves."

[Heavy sighing at all of this 'suicide is selfish' talk]

I am so happy for Manny. Connie's a saint.

I do not believe any of these screen names or typing styles, and I read homestuck.