And it’s the truth. Well, at least, I think it’s the truth.
“Mmm-hmm.” “Don’t mmm-hmm me. It makes you sound like a girl.”
“What’s wrong with sounding like a girl? Don’t be such a misogynist.”
“Me?” I choke out. “You were the one who was asking about asses, dillweed.”

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