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Ugh, Sebastian. Abusive.

Awwwwwwwwww!!!!! And right at the top of the building, yerrrssssssssss.....

Oh. Bloody. HELL, ANNA!!! STOP BEING ALL BADASS AND THEN WUSSING OUT WHEN YOU HAVE TO TWLL THEM WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!!!! GRRR and Anna's shocked she got DETENTION.??? Well I can say, there's a lot worse than that sometimes when you PUNCH SOMEONE AAAARHGHGGHH

I AM SO FRIGGING HAPPY YEASYESYESYESYESYEYEYEYSYSWHY THOUGH DID YOU HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE THREE HUNDRED OAGES FOR THIS THOUGHT WHYYWHWYHWYWHYW BUT WHO CARES I HAVE AN OTPPPPP P

Good....good...good....NOW KISS.

What is this, a drunk circus?! There're practically kids getting drunk like flies and even BEHAVING like flies.....oh, look who's drunk!....... ~~~DAVEEEEEE~~~ and the Emily chick and whatnot

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe she's actually dating that idiot LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLL

You really are stupid, Anna... Not so funny-drunk, now you're freakyyyyyy

Hahaahahahahahahahahahaha she's drunkkkkkkkkk lol

Oh no here comes the gooey descriptions......lolllllll

*clqpclapclapclapclapclclapclap*OHHH THAT IS A NEW REVELATION....... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I bet I could easily finish off the rest of the book....tonight.....

Really, Anna??! I'm sorry, but you're really soppy sometimes.......

I can't believe Nick forgot his own birthday.....

Nick and Jordan truly are the third wheels here.....

Oh, come ON. get OVER Aspen, please!!! HE NO BELONG ANYWHERE

NOOOOOO!!!NOOOO!!!NOOOOOOOO!!! ASDFGHJJKL

AHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSS IM SO BLOODY EXCITED THESE SHANKS HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE ESCAPEEEE!!!!! :D :D :D

Mum and dad are so stupid to confiscate this so I'd "be able to sleep" Well news flash I've been "up all night making edits instead on Instagram"

So outright, jessamine. Actually, I'm think I see a ship forming.....

Aaaaaaaah yeshhhhhhhhhhh

I want to read But I am tired Good night <3 <3

^_^ Awwh!!!! Will Herondale is introduced almost EXACTLY like Jace!!!!! Now it's ~~~OBVIOUS~~that Jace is descended from them!! ^_^

Aspen, that is just STUPID. JUST LET THE CHICK GOVE YOU FOOD. FREE. FOOD.

Hmm, lol ^_^ I don't care what people are saying. This is WAY better than the bachelor. ^_^ :D :D

Aaarrrghh WHY WHYWHY I NEEEEDDD A SIZZY MOMENT!! Now!!!!! Alec, maya, Jordan, WHY did your stupid elevator have to arrive at that moment? Im starting to really hate that elevator........

Well, I've just discovered this book has two titles! My copy from the school library has it under "the storyteller's daughter". Most interesting.

Stupid.....you're SOOO stupid!! WHY THE FLIPPING HELL DID U NOT USE THE NECKLACE EARLIER???!!!!

YESSSSSSSSS IM SO GLAD NOW AHHHHHHHHHH DELOCIOUSDELICIOUS AT LASSTTT!!!!! anyway don't know what page exactly I'm up to since this is a borrowed ebook but shoulda said this soona!! BEACH SCENNNNEEEEE