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what.

mark’s not too smart.

Lily is unfazed, not even curious, to hear about a man with amnesia.

lol. son says, hey, if we find out he’s a murderer that’d be ok.

wait. Russ left his wife and children to drive five hours one way and five hours back when Lily had a phone and money and could have gone by herself?

what does this mean? — “does this look like the room of a dangerous woman?”

sorry, but what does a “clean person” sound like?

it’s the Marilyn Monroe moment of loving a woman at her worst.

poor Alice, she’ll have to settle for an ugly person.

Alice is so horny this story is turning into Mercy.

…the police is closed on sundays?

of course it can be unrelated.

lol. these are the dumbest parents I’ve ever read

I just realized that Alice is another woman who feels responsible for a man’s mental health.

Alice should try tinder instead of an amnesiac who thinks he killed someone.

right. another sexy/pretty/handsome blonde. I’ve never read about an average blonde person

This is the part of the movie where you scream at Alice to not go investigate the noise.

Aside: To the best of my recollection, this is the first time I’ve ever encountered a man fainting. Plenty of women fainting in books but no men. Isn’t that interesting?

This whole plot just makes me think: “Be Attractive, Don't Be Unattractive”

It’s funny that Lily thinks affair while I think Jason Bourne.

Is the author sure that Lily is twenty one years old?

How many tries does it take to learn to stop making pop-culture references to an amnesia patient?

In the best circumstances, what kind of person would nonchalantly call his friend a “user” of women to…anyone, much less that missing person’s wife?

Huh. Why is the giving of stolen candy the bad part and not….the stealing?

Dear author, 3-year-olds don’t have a moral compass.

How does Lily know what other men would or would not hide?

LIly sounds like a high school girlfriend.

please tell me all these cliches are satire or will be subverted at some point.

Man has amnesia, possible brain damage, possible concussion, and woman has no problem giving him whiskey.

ridiculous. - “The pure maleness of him.”