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Huh. Netherlands-inspired fantasy heist novel. OK, consider me intrigued.

How to tell when your 18th Century cuisine has jumped the shark: "Pigeons could be transmogrified, which meant that each bird was tucked inside a large, hollowed cucumber, with it's head and legs sticking out at each end and a bunch of barberries in its bill by way of decoration."

Asking a local inventor to build a happiness machine. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

“My attitude towards New Year’s resolutions is the same as Oscar Wilde’s,” she said, stepping around the pool coping and swinging his hand.

“What did he say about them?” asked Sydney, falling into step beside her.

“I don’t know if he ever said anything about them,” she said “but if he did, I’m sure I’d agree with it.”