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This level of description over a sugar beet??? Im so excited

I'm physically fucking cringinggggg oh my godddddd

I spilled hot chocolate along the bottom and spine of this book and I'm devastated

I don't think I've ever read or watched something about a woman this comically terrible and absurd to witness , it's like watching a car accident that looks silly to watch but results in a death.

queasy from the first page

This book is such a good scratch on the brain

Not too crazy about the sex but the banter is 👌

A HUNDRED PAGES IN ONE DAY??? WHO AM I ??????

Dipping back into dark romance again because I'm craving ε-(-ω-｀ )

Having kinks is stupid because wdym reading "my alpha wants her" is a massive ick but "i want you to knot me" is 👌

Happy birthday to me (˶ ᷇𖥦 ᷆˵) how I managed to even read a couple of pages while drunk, not sure!

Co-worker and I traded romance books and this is what she gave me ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

I enjoy knowing my protagonist is some delusional bitch just like me some days

Im on new meds and really in the need for some light fun o(´^｀)o

The masculine urge to carry around one of your most manly of books in your hello kitty crossbody bag to your outdoor job 💪

Chapter 3 was the goddamn state of Texas of a chapter holy fuck but I got through it ٩(｡•ㅂ•｡)و

need a pick me up so bad

the fun part about reading memoirs like these is looking up the references made in the book, to which dick van dyke is a good source of light-hearted entertainment. i started watching the dick van dyke show two days ago and have really liked watching it alongside gunsmoke :'))

the last bits of summer and i almost got baker acted but onwards we continue to read ig