MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

“Who I date or how I run my business is none of your concern,” I said coolly. “I’d tell you to mind yours, but you don’t have a business of your own, do you?” A small tilt of my head. “It’s sad that your family can’t buy you deals the way they bought your admission into Princeton.”

SLAY

Omg I love this voting books thing everyone’s voting n I love seeing it

I love the idea that sirens lure men and then Unalive them like it’s just idk sirens are hot. If I was a man I’d be lured too

I hate that fancast of Rhys Larsen the one with short hair and no facial hair. Like yall turned a WHOLE 30 PLUS MAN into an early 20s baby face looking boy.Im not saying the guy isn’t attractive but he’s not Rhys FOR ME atleast

I need a Josh Chen cuz I’m dumb as fuck ok? I’m not Jules Ambrose. I need Josh to write my thesis and assignments for me

PLS ROCKSTAR ROMANCE WHERE SHES SASSY TOO AND BLACK CAT FMC (not punk 57 I hate that shit) RECS PLS

I’m so happy my 4 year old niece also dislikes (and doesn’t go near) that one person I don’t like:) like yes!! Good job. Excellent. Amazing! Slayed<3

Never read a book where the FMC has the same name as me. Me so sad bye me die me cry me unique

His name is TUCKER JAMES pls💀😭 I’m dying ok anyway I’m reading this

No cuz why some celebs argue with their partners out on the streets? Like ik freedom and all etc but yall know there’s cams n paps so why?

I’m disgustingly addicted to CHARACTER AI GUYS

“Call me daddy” PAY MY SCHOOL FEE THEN! <3

Im so scared to read people’s reviews of The goal by Elle Kennedy cuz that’s my NUMBER ONE BOOK n I love it n I feel so so sad if someone doesn’t like ot

“Omg he’s a red flag” also them: proceeds to like zade neadows and hashim kardar and faris from usri yusra WHATEVER THE FUCK his last name was. N PD men cuz I hate em all

“Jules had fast-tracked my permits and licenses and was currently working with Alex’s lawyers on the commercial lease.” OMG WHY DID I NEVER READ THIS LINE I MISSED IT?!! WTF BITCH JULES WORKING W XAV SLAY B-

“Sloane Kensington didn’t comfort people, but she’d comforted me. If I’d ever thought I could walk away from her before, last night confirmed I couldn’t.” AAAHHAHAHAHAHA EHEHEHEHEHE OHOHIJSIHSIAHE

“Our lives weren’t perfect, but here, together, we were at peace.”

The music in my headphones: no one’s ever had me not like you

IM SMILING LIKE A CREEP

“I squeezed his hand, wishing I could imprint my sincerity into his skin because I meant every word.”

I keep forgetting he has tats

I want a cat who bites men

Alex Volkov was ready to drain all water from the world cuz of Ava’s fear. What if I fear periods?? Will my future man banish periods? He better *proud nod* 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
(I hate Alex btw)

I wanna chuck a dirty diaper or a tampon or pad at people who piss me off (men mostly)

“Morally grey” but he only grunts groans growls and that’s it and also threatens to kill every man who looks at me. HOW IS THAT MY FAULT?!? Like you’re morally stupid. You’re morally shit as in poops color. You never had to make a proper real actual important decision that was morally grey. Oh I kill that this etc bro it’s getting so lame like random kill spree bitch? Be so real n fuck off

I feel like he’s only gonna have the 3Gs (grunt growl glare) and she won’t even have a backbone:) just a prediction but anyway

I wanna see him in a black kurta. Pls:)

I hate math

Yall are solving a murder don’t even have the CH for chemistry (you might have the C tho) and it’s 46% so stop thinking what her screams would sound like cuz this isn’t a. Romance book

The POVs keep switching from the MC to some random ass characters

I get that him calling her ‘small’ just means she’s short and slim compared to the other male officers and criminals but like still ‘small’ just annoys me.

The unnecessary use of it in some romance books has made me dislike it

“Crime does not discriminate”

Yes very demure modest mature and cutesy