MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

“I didn’t hate my father; I just wished our relationship was different.” 😃😃😃😃😃😃

The way Josh went with Jules to her mom’s funeral. She’s going with him too even tho they slept together last night and now (next morning) they are all oh so worried and care about all that?

Another mention of some elephant in the room

“Warm honey filled my veins” warm honey💀😭I get the sentiment but still idk I just hate it all already.

Lassi filled my veins
Coffee filled my veins

“I like cleaning. It’s soothing. It makes me feel like…I don’t know. Like I’m in control.” I don’t. I hate it. My back breaks sweeping mopping the floor. And my nails break washing the dishes:)

I didn’t have a lot of space, so I only bought physical copies from my favorite authors or books I’d already read and loved on Kindle.

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Omg me

She has a mini library in her house!!!!

“I suppose I could keep you company for a bit. My reading will have to wait.”

“What are your plans for the day?”
“Hanging out with you,” aww

Is this how I sound to people yapping about random crap? Do I sound like a pick me and a childish dumb idiot!?? OMG PLS GOD NOOOO IM A STAR PLSSSS

Jules did an essay on goldfish and she does a presentation on Pluto the planet. Like copy righting ur own book😭😭🤚🤚 girl- come up w smth new pls Maam I beg

Why are we arguing about Pluto the planet? Needed a filler scene that bad? 💀could’ve removed those extra 200 pages

“Forget porn. This was what women wanted (him cooking for her post sex n shirtless).” Guess I’m a man now cuz I don’t want either. And you’re a donkey. Gadhi 🫏

I hate when men shave:)))
Their beards:)
Idk about down there yet:)

“Suck my cock” *gets a vaccum*

“I can’t” then don’t

“I came back for you” relax buddy boy you didn’t go to no war…. cAmE bAcK ❓

Skimming smut

He has thick thighs

And the pet name ‘darling’ is absolutely ruined for me

1 more day and let’s see what the fuck happens

“She’s such a mean FMC” and all she does is study work and go home and cry. Like??? Who’s she mean to? TF bitch. I hope a bird poops in ur coffee. InshaAllah ♥️

I think I’ve DNF’d this. Ugh I have no interest. He sounded and felt like an adult in t.hate and other books he made an appearance in. In this he sounds like a 16 year old hitting puberty.

I totally forgot this is Ana Huangs book n there’s gonna be some stupid unnecessary third act breakup 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

“Men written by women are the best” and he’ll be the trashiest creature to exist and the most disgusting one too who treats women like objects

Book: MMC doesn’t feel emotions or etc
Me: what is he ai? Robot? Even CAÍ feels emotions. Stupid

The way I’d review this book in my native language UGHHH pls😔😔😔😔😔😔it would feel so good for my brain

I keep forgetting Vincent is LITERALLY ASHERS TEAMMATE😭☝️💀💀

Ok id like adil and carina tbh. They’d be cute. Both chaos junkies kinda shi. Ykwim? I’m shipping everyone but these two

The second Asher’s lips touched mine, I was lost.

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Trust me u were lost before too