MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

Kiss at 36% ? Astaghfirullah ew. Yall are cringe. I banish you to my ‘no chemistry’ folder. *cat puke meme*

“Look at Eldorra’s royal couple. They overcame a centuries-old law to be together.” CAMEOOO AAAHHH

the more success you gained, the fewer friends you had.

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What success do I have for me to have such less friends ???

I didn’t know my teammates well enough yet to unload on them about my love life.

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FELT

Not him ruining the pet name darling for me

“The elephant grew larger, pressing against the windows and into my lungs until it was hard to breathe.”

I understand what this means now it makes sense too but it sounds like a wattpad fic with this. Elephant grew larger 💀😭😭

Any book with the ‘ex wife ex husband who get back after years’ trope…just pisses me off. Yall r stupid as fuck

Such a boring story it keeps going n going n going n going n going n going n there’s nothing imp happening n we’re only at 33😀😀😀

I’ve formed another couple. Ivy Clive

If there was one thing men loved, it was talking about themselves.

FACTSSS

Skimming hard core why’s there 500 pages of absolutely nothing I wanna DNF but I wanna complete my GR challenge

I read like 5 pages everyday cuz I just can’t

I have more chemistry with my pillow than these two have w each other

I’ve had more interesting conversations with my wall and the invisible camera in my room

“I drove my Bugatti” just say car. It’s like saying ‘my iPhone xyz whatever’ like just say phone TF

“There’s nothing to talk about.”

See? Sloane said the same

There is absolutely no chemistry

“Does this feel platonic to you?”

Heard this somewhere before too

Oh shit there’s this rugby player and I’m sure he’s a side sidest character but Alina and I have a thing for rugby players 😔😔😔

Omg💀 book 1 FMC is black haired like Ava book 2 will be blonde like Bridget (I’m reading TOOOOO MUCH into this crap) and if poppy is book 3 then that’s Jules’ hair I think

Do I ship poppy with the single dad? Or do I wait till book 2?

OOOOOOOHHH VINCENTS GFSSS INTRODUCTION (tbh I thought it was Jules but then read blonde)

ATP I’ve started skipping smut in books. It ruins the flow of the book. If the book is good I’ll do a re read and then read smut in the second read

“However, I couldn’t focus on Isabella Valencia’s latest thriller for the life of me. I usually loved her books, but I found myself zoning out every other paragraph.”

SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGG BUTCEHSHEHEHEKRKH

“Asian daughters simply did not banish their elders to a hotel when they had a perfectly serviceable flat.”

She’s Asian? Cuz why’d she randomly mention Asian daughters💀😭

I keep thinking of Matt Donovan cuz Asher DONOVAN💀💀 that’s not a flex like no just pls😭

She feels like a rip off version of Sloane and Stella 😃

Ugh cringe see if I see my crush with another woman I’ll keep my mouth shut infront of him and not embarrass myself n try to not make the reader cringe especially since we’re at 23%

“If Polina is the blond with legs longer than a giraffe, then yes.” PLS 💀💀💀💀

There’s nothing special no spark cuz at 20% they alr so friendly and have been so cuddly giggly touchy since 11% like?