MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

“Did you two finally kiss and make up?” Elliott, a midfielder, called from his seat next to the fireplace. “Are our parents not divorced anymore?”

Bromance 💀💀💀

“I have a plan” ugh

His dad saved the breakup thingy for me like after his lecture I’m like ok yk what? It’s serious and he’s gonna fix it

Markovic Stadium??? OOOHH VUK MENTION 😗😗

Yall breakup over nothing. He drank my water oh no breakup. Bitch

Idk if the reason I’m not mad over it is cuz I’m not attached to them or if it’s cuz it’s not a bad third act breakup

IM WHEEZING ‘I can’t be with you’ I’d be mad and would ignore him for days weeks but breakup? Like that?bitch

I mean I understand her totally and I’d be mad and sad too but like at the same time meh?

BITCG YALL SHOULD STAY IN THE HOSPITAL

Ohhhh that’s the third act reason? It hasn’t happened yet but I’m assuming

Sloane would rip me a new one later,

We’re near 77 is the third act gonna happen

Sloane being his personal security 💀💀💀💀

The amount of times Sloane has saved this idiots ass istfg girl deserves billions

BROMANCE BETTER TGAN ROMANCE

Brooklyn slayed

OH SHIT I KNEW OKOK DRAMA

This girl keeps fainting

Good job

“You don’t have to join if you don’t want to,” Adil said with great dignity. “But it will be fun, and you’ll miss out on some great books. Now, who’s in?” He looked around.”

ADIL IS MINE BACK OFF BITCHES

Ok I ship either Scarlett’s crazy friend carina with single dad or coach’s daughter (brief mention rn) with single dad:)

Ong if he fucks up during her performance era omg

“What are you doing after training?” I asked, breaking the ice. “Why? You planning to ask me on a date?”

The bromance

“Most people are. I’m even more handsome, charming, and witty than they could’ve imagined.” “You forgot humble.” “Obviously. That’s a given.”

Idk which Ana couple said this but someone did

“We all have ugly feelings sometimes. It’s a part of human nature. But it’s what we do with them that counts.”

“I haven’t had an official boyfriend in years, so this is exciting,” same except mine is 20 years

“I won’t race anymore” him cuz she shed a few tears.
Sloane whoz been telling him to not race for years: 😐👆

We’d avoided the topic all summer, but Sloane’s warning had ripped my layers to shreds and bared the ten-ton elephant in the room.
……
No racism against elephants but like this is the millionth time an elephant is mentioned

“Good.” Sloane dropped her arm, took a deep breath, and smoothed a hand over her flawlessly tailored skirt suit. “Scarlett, it was lovely to meet you. Asher, stay out of trouble.”

MOMMY SLOANE

“Asher’s publicist Sloane met us on the tarmac when we landed. Blond, statuesque, and intimidating as hell, she issued orders and shepherded us through the city and into our penthouse hotel suite with the brusque efficiency of a four-star military general.”

ANGELLLL