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“Who did this to u” MERE APNE GHAR WALY

“Her laugh unlocked a rush of dopamine, like a song I’d heard once and loved but never discovered the name of, only to stumble upon it again years later.”
STOP IT!!!!!

When I start hating on him for getting pregnant with someone else’s baby even tho I have to interest or relation to him

#MahaInDeanDiLaurentisFields

When I call him by my ex husbands name while having sex #MahaInMilesArcherFields

I have officially decided to DNF this and move to the next book

I’m done ugh

Big sigh why am I not supiesed

This is so lame like I get it ur trynna make it ‘OH MY GOD WHAT SO CRAZY PLOT WOWZA’ but it’s not. I’m like why tf do I care about this shit

I wanna say I’m shocked but this is the plot in every single book by this author. People say Ana Huang books have the same plot. BITCH READ THIS. I like the books by This author but lord help me the plot is same COPY PASTE

Stopppp abwhhehehwhee

Mom: I’m dating him
Kid: *fat sigh* I know

High key skimming thru smut cuz I don’t have time for that. This is already boring I don’t have time for chemistry less smut

See I feel bad for Angie cuz like I get his POV but I see hers too I’m a nice person that’s why

Ok I get having nicknames on ice like REAPER etc etc ok? But PLS LETS NOT USE THEM IN EVERYDAY CONVO BLEGH PUKE ULTI ULTI

Oh💀😭😭oh my ‘I want cope to be my dad’ OOP- I feel like this line happens in every single parent book. How good are these people for kids to want them 💀😭

I keep imagining the kid as JACK from criminal minds as in Hotchs son😭so cute

He’s in love w her great amazing next

She better not be pregnant (I love the trip but yall don’t deserve it at the moment cuz yall weird asf)

Drama right after drama it’s so annoying. Someone dies someone’ gets hurt someone goes to hospital someone pukes right after the other

“How can u even stand to look at me?” Cuz she’s standing and looking at you….thats how. Basic. Also it’s not that big of a deal for u to start ur pity party

https://pin.it/2AskAz2a2

My reaction to their boring ass attempt at romance maybe this boring crap never find me

If yall had even the small c for chemistry

I keep mixing up characters from this series and another series by CC like I keep mixing their backstories ugh help

Every page I read the rating keeps getting lower

I’m not attached enough to feel sad like what is with authors adding random dramatic moment

I’m sorry I would’ve started howling if a man goes ‘What. Did. He. Do?!’ Like alpha beta cos tan relax mafia werewolf daddy grrr brr

“That’s my girl!” Walter shouted from behind the counter. “You show ‘em, tiger!” “I’m not your anything, you old coot!” she shouted back.

OMG

A few years ago (like 8 years ago) I made my grandma listen to bad blood by Taylor. She was not happy. She made a face and chucked my earphones at me😭

“I still think a pot enema would clear Ricky right out.” Teddy’s brows flew up. “A pot enema?” “Cleanses the bullshit,” Lolli said with a grin.