MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

AWWW SHE SAVED THEIR ASSES 😭my baby taliya pls. I also kinda feel bad about Asra tbh

BEWAJAH BH COKE STUDIO IS MY TOP SOMG ATM GUYS MAHA IS NOT OK

THE CHOCOLATES😭😭☝️☝️GUYS NO IM NOT OK IM NOT

I’m in pain I’m in pain I’m in pain

I’m so mad at myself for not realizing that earlier cuz how did my dumbass even forget

Him: *holds her hand*

Me: “WHY IS HE HOLDING HER HAND!!? ASTAGHFIRULLAH”

Me: *realizes she’s his wife*

Me: “never mind”

Them having a moment
YouTube: HERES AN AD DUMB UGLY BITCH

“It’s very lonely at the top” TO JAB WO KEHTI HAY HUM APKE STH HAIN TO TUMHARI BAND KHOPRI MAIN BAAT NI GHUSTI?!?

“It’s very lonely at the top” TO JAB WO KEHTI HAY HUM APKE STH HAIN TO TUMHARI BAND KHOPRI MAIN BAAT NI GHUSTI?!?

“It’s very lonely at the top” TO JAB WO KEHTI HAY HUM APKE STH HAIN TO TUMHARI BAND KHOPRI MAIN BAAT NI GHUSTI?!?

“It’s very lonely at the top” TO JAB WO KEHTI HAY HUM APKE STH HAIN TO TUMHARI BAND KHOPRI MAIN BAAT NI GHUSTI?!?

“It’s very lonely at the top” TO JAB WO KEHTI HAY HUM APKE STH HAIN TO TUMHARI BAND KHOPRI MAIN BAAT NI GHUSTI?!?

“Apni shehzadi se kaho sultan se dur rahay” SCREAM I SCREAMT WAS HEARD IN ALL CONTINENTS. Special thanks to @alina and @mybsf

So much has happened in 200 pages and then u look at yaaram and nothing happened in 200 pages literally

AND HE LOVES COOKING TOOOOOO!!!!! GUYSS

Nemrah Ahmed is a planner. She planned and ate eated slayed licked the plate clean.

She’s a Virgo wtf is he? I really wanna know cuz Alessandra was a Taurus n I do not accept her

Apparently Jules Ambrose and Dom Davenport belong to the same town they used to live in when they were young. Gasp

After dating and all does he still pay her for being his publicist or does she do it for free cuz she’s in love and all blah blah

Why did Ana Huang have to make the lamest character a fucking Taurus? FUKING ALESSANDRA I DONT CARE

Need a FMC who gets bad grades like I need recognition and relatability

Nemrah Ahmed and her obsession with prosecutors and lawyers. Like I mean same but like still

When the MMC has the same name as ur dad and ur like EW

“I don’t care how beautiful or famous someone is, Luna. None of them hold a candle to you.”

cute

Xavier was the opposite of me—full of warmth, easy to like, and a charmer at his core. He’d been honest and committed since we’d started dating, but a part of me was waiting for him to run. One day, he’d wake up and realize I wasn’t the person he wanted me to be, and he’d leave.
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☝️😀

“Come on, Sloane. That’s not⁠—” “Take care of it. Now.” I ended the call.

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Pls