MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

Kye has changed the group name to Only Fams.

Idek what I want cuz I want a nice sweetheart cinnamon MMC type man yk? But I also want him to be an absolute asshole and a fucking bitch to people who’ve hurt me u know? Like what do I do where do I go

My bsf has a dimple. Bitch. (I’m so jealous) (I love her)

Are Xavier and VUK gonna be friends in KOE? Cuz like Xav doesn’t have any friends which makes me sad and VUK is gonna be a grumpy bitch so I want Josh Alex 2.0 but better

The prestigious law firm was based in DC, but it represented corporate clients across the country. Jules Ambrose, Silver & Klein. Name number four.

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JULESSAW

I couldn’t breathe past the tightness in my lungs. Every time I thought she couldn’t get more perfect, she proved me wrong.

I’d never seen anyone more perfect. So fucking beautiful, and so fucking mine.

“You cook?” She asks him.
Yes he needs to eat. Why is this such a shocking thing? ‘U COOK LE GASP GAAAH WAAH WHAT’

I’m so unamused n bored

“It wasn’t the things you surrounded yourself with that were important; it was the people.”

There was a beat of silence. “You like her.” I could hear the smile in Anson’s words, which only pissed me off. “That’s what you got from all of that?” “Pretty much.” “Fuck off and help me fix this.”

PLSSS

My perfume is so so so good guys!! I could kiss myself but I can’t 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

I’m trying to be like Sabrina and Jules here but this class is so boring bro I can’t do shit pls help me ugh

“You deserve more than nice, Warrior.” She shuddered against me. “You don’t know that.”

Nah it’s too early yall like stop growling and he’s not growling at her or cuz of her but still stfu like have some chemistry first

“Talk to me” no

His name is COPE as in cope w emotions and all that yk? COPE???

Nah too early for him to get a baby seat for her kid like I get it u like her but way too early yall don’t even talk rn

“I’m going to hug you”
BACK TF UO BOY TOY YALL DONT EVEN KNOW EACH OTHERS FULL NAMES YET DUMB SHITS

Need a single mom trope where the mom does not take shit from a single being. Like side eyes groaning cursing out everyone and not modifying their curses into some weird shit

UGHHHHH DONT BE ALL CUDDLY BITCH I DONT CARE THERES NO TENSION

They are supposed to be siblings and I get it they are protective but like this is too much it’s making me feel weird

Ok two of these annoying hoes can be a problem in the future.

Ok two of these annoying hoes can be a problem in the future.

Ok two of these annoying hoes can be a problem in the future.

Rhodes’ backstory hurts more than anything tbh

So why was it that the bad boy of hockey was the one to see through it all? Why was he the one who saw…me?

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Idk girly but it’s wayyyyyyyyyy tooo early for him to be seeing u this way dumb idiots

Yeah so I actually don’t gaf like yall just met like max 2 times and he’s all lovey dovey stfu

Thea is soo lost pls

Because if there was one rule I lived by, it was this. No athletes. Never again.

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Ummmm sooooooo like how do I tell you??