Heather Bair > Recent Status Updates

My man is returning mail at 8 p.m.?! Heck no, I’d be rude to him too. You can wait until tomorrow.

So far? I love this. And can hear the narrator (Good Stab)’s voice in my head.

I. Hate. This.

This is…something I didn’t think it was(?) Like. I get it. But I dont(?) and men are stupid. Anyway.

This is getting… boring? Like. Woman cheats on her fiancée during bachelorette party and then meets the guy on her honeymoon. And her new husband has secrets. Like I just… it feels like a set up for a small twist and it won’t make me freak out unfortunately. Feels very “Uncanny Valley”

“Together we roll out three lopsided baguettes.
‘Not perfect,’ I observe, ‘but not bad.’
‘Better than the Calums,’ Kit says in a low voice.
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‘How do all of theirs look like penises?’
Kit puts his hands on his hips. ‘Sometimes baking is about what’s in your heart.’”

I love this

So far really interesting but feels all over the place at the same time

Really enjoying so far

Getting married in six months means wedding-themed thrillers. Let’s gooooooooo

Ooooooh okay

This is vibes

I am cackling at the turkey scene I love this

This is enjoyable but I feel like I just want it over with now. It’s getting repetitive

“Stop calling me a racist.”
“Stop being one.”

Amen Sally

Bella and Edward are THE most toxic couple I have ever come across in a piece of literature.

Jacob can go wolf himself. IYKYK.

Rosalie slowly rising up as one of my favorite characters. Alice and Jasper were always my favorite couple. But Rosalie? She just wants a true life. I get it.

IM SORRY WHAT

This is…something?

This isn’t ending how I thought it would and I love that

I’m getting major “IT” vibes minus the creepy clown. I feel like I already know who the murderer is. It’s fine. But definitely giving “IT” vibes. Like:

We have a friend group of mostly boys, one girl, and two of the boys have a crush on her

A small town where adults don’t listen to kids and don’t see it

Kids can do whatever they want

Dysfunctional families

Carnival where first incident happens

She killed her sister didn’t she?

The EASTER EGGS yall…I’m gasping and smiling at every page

“Monsters are made of will, and my will was taken from me.”