Heather Bair > Recent Status Updates

“First things first though; we start this girls trip the proper way. Arson, then a visit to my therapist.” CACKLING CUZ SAME GIRLY

“XOXO, Iris” reminds me of “XOXO Gossip Girl” HELP

“It’s less a game and more the choreography of desire. It just feels like a game(…) You sit, your legs together. You laugh, but not too loud. You speak, but only in answers. You reveal all things through subtext. You’re the closed flower, the lidded jar, the blanketed birdcage. Someday, usually as it’s happening, you realize that all along the thin you’ve been flirting with is your own destruction.”

I need all the weird horror girlies on this now thanks

“I know people think being queer is, like, very fabulous and full of witty repartee and all that, but sometimes it’s also crying in the bathroom of an Applebee’s somewhere near Margaretville, New York, while Rihanna’s “S&M” plays on the speakers for the early-bird crowd.”

I’m so confused with what is going on here

This is just not hitting and I think it’s because Elio is insufferable as a narrator and I can’t relate to anything or anybody here except for I also would like to write a book and spend a summer in Italy.

Oh how I am not enjoying Arnie Hammer being the narrator…

This is FUN. Also, Alice is 100% under the clutches of whatever is controlling the narrative here, but goodness gracious is divorce her myself after all is said and done. Don’t care.

Yayyyy

I love this world. I love how immersive it is. I love Andy. I love The Ruby and the crew; Lee, Jean (Gene?), Elise(?). I’m horrible with names. But this series is beautiful and I HOPE Andy gets a happy ending.

Eerie. I feel like a very sick dark twist is coming

This is something

Idk how I feel about this. I like it but I don’t but I do? Idk man

I’m a little confused on how we’re getting from Point A to Point B but it’s enjoyable

This is…something? I’ve never read anything where the narrator talks directly to the reader (but is t really and is talking to another character mentally).

This is giving me “We Were Liars” vibes for whatever reason

The lustful demon describing what it wants to do to Mary and her saying “How dare you! I am a Child of God and I don’t have to put up with that kind of talk!” Gave me life. Amen, sister

“Hank grew more determined to stay in the battle and give Satan a real run for his money. He was sure that was what God wanted.”

IM SORRY WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The twists in this?! Okaaaaaay

My GIRL 🖤

Thank God Swanson is redeeming himself with a Henry/Lily book. I love Lily massively

“What does ‘having lived’ mean once you are no longer alive?”

WOW