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I need to own this. I’m listening to the audiobook and no, I need to OWN this. I love this, holy crap

OH?!?!?!?!?

I feel like this is going to be the most tame plot twist…

I feel like this is a metaphor I don’t care to dissect

I’m not sure anymore where this is going and I’m kind of here for it…?

It wasn’t Aidan. It was Errol. Wasn’t it?

I hate frank but I wanna know the secrets

Mary is fantasizing about killing someone and she’s like “someone who was born with it.” And my first thought is “Maybe it’s Maybelline.” And I just…
IM SORRY I HAVE DARK HUMOR
I’ll see myself out.

Now we’re getting spooky, I love it

This is…spooky… I love it

True crime is so hard to rate because it’s a true story. But this has my attention so much and as a true crime buff, I have never heard of Israel Keyes…that’s shocking to me

This is 100% Caraval for adults and I love it so much

“If I wanted to surround myself with needy, self-pitying morons wittering on about their feelings, I’d join Facebook”

Idk what I was expecting with this but it certainly isn’t THIS

That’s an opening OKAY

Body horror man

Teddy gives me wannabe Joe Goldberg vibes

This is such a vibe

I’m vibing so hard with this but it also feels like it’s being dragged out.

I’m starting this over as a physical (ebook) read because I truthfully retained NOTHING from the audiobook

So far, this is so entertaining and I love it

“Make sure she doesn’t go ass over tits” ~Jeremiah, a young boy part of the wedding party.

Ya know he’s not wrong

You know what. All these characters are insufferable.

I hate Piglets mother.

Anyway.

Is it wrong of me to hate Piglet’s family? Like. Her parents are just. Idek.

OH IM SO GLAD MY INTUITION ABOUT PEOPLE IS GOOD EVEN WHEN THEY ARE FICTIONAL I FREAKING KNEW IT

There’s a character named “Milo Finch” and I’m sorry the only person I am picturing is Peter Dinklage as “Miles Finch” in the movie “Elf”

This is all over the place and no offense our FMC is dumb… but it’s enjoyable?