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“I don’t want to be your first. I want to be your last” WHO IS THIS MAN?!? I WANT BEN SO BADLY!! THE ONLY COHO MAN I TRUST WITH MY HEART (needs the least amount of therapy, which is still a lot tbh)

The way he looks at her “like it’s a privilege” I’m screaming, I’m crying, I’m giggling, and I’m gushing.

This is not longer a Fallon and Ben love story. It’s a Ben and I story. Fuck that bitch

I knew she’d show up! THATS MY GIRLLLL

NOT MILES AND TATE?!? GOOD GOD GET RID OF THEM!!! I HAD ENOUGH OF THEIR ASSES IN UGLY LOVE, IM DONE

WTF?!? That was literally out of no where, and idk why I’m crying because like Kyle kinda sus but I’m crying so hard rn?!? WTF WTF WTF HOW,WHY, WHEN, WHO,WHERE??!? IYIYIYIYJITKYY

The way he payed $400 to not even stay on the plane. If Fallon doesn’t marry him, I stg I will because wtffff. She is literally not good enough for him at this point. I’m livid af and by livid I mean jealous. Like Fallon, can I have him please🥺🙏🏽

HE ON THR PLANE?!? THE MF PLANEEEEEE

Please don’t do this to meeeeee, I’m weeping, I’m sobbing, I’m drowning, like omfg. Bout to be la llorna in a minute because I can’t

I’m a sucker for books inside books, I just had to let y’all know

Imagining a fully grown man call his dog a “little b***h” is so hilarious but also would give me the ick☠️

Erm actually idk how to feel. Bombastic side eye for rn

NAHHHH GET RID OF CODY, DISGUSTING

NOT TBE BOOKSTING IM SCREAMING ITS 3AM AND MY HOUSE IS NOT HAPPY

NOT THE MANIC EPISODE, SCREAMING

STOP IS THAT FORESHADOWING?!? Please don’t do this to me, I will sob so hard

Crying in the club, on god

NO AMBER THAT BITCH BOOOOOOO YOU WHORE

No because why we only one page 48 and I’m in love with this man. Men are gaslighters no because men are evil. Why is he so smooth, I’m actually distressed about how quickly I liked this one

Nah thats crazy… the rolling in sheets got me crying

“You’ll never find yourself if you’re lost in someone else” yall don’t know how much I needed to hear this tonight

Not him lowkey dissing her but still making me blush and giggle at the same time wtffff

No because I need me a Ben, this man hates froyo yet still will go with this girl just to be in her presence. I’m cryingggg

Why is Ben my favorite person ever

Oop who are you?!? We love you!!!

I hate this dad more than I hate my job

THAT WAS SO CUTE WTF

Oh no… oh no no no

NOT HER BUSTING IN THE LOCKER ROOM AND LOOKING AT ALL THEIR PE😭😭😭

DID HE TELL EVERYONE ON CAMPUS NOT TO TALK TO HER??? because if so that’s so fucked but also hilarious and she kind of deserved it…