M. F > Recent Status Updates

Took me longer than I’d like to admit to notice that the stories are connected. #yikes

Oh shit, it’s related like that huh

That ending was wack and I genuinely hated that sex scene. Hazelwood flopped with that one I’m sorry bae

Bruh wtf

Gurl wtf was that wack ass scene

Ummm the $3x scene is honestly creeping me out. Liam is acting almost like a teenager and I’m uncomfortable

Um I don’t like this one… they’re kind of weird

WHY IS HE SO FINE

ONGGGGG SHES DONE FOR. IM DONE FOR

I hate how cute they are, making me ill

I hope I trip and break my neck after that part

That sneaky ole bitch

Helena gurl, can you come through for me like damn

Either they end up together or I burn this book, no in between

JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY DAMN IT

God they’re adorable

So cute, I think I might shower in acidic rain :)

You’ve gotta be joking

I love Liam but home girl is so dumbbbb

Noooo, don’t say that you dumb Hoe

*updating under loathe to you, but they’re adorable lmaooo*

Literally wtf, they’re already so adorable and they literally hate eachother lmaooo

IM SO SAD WTF

AARON DID WHAT?? NATE WAS BLAMED BY WHO??? STASSIE IS WHERE??? I GOTTA GO

Pancake scene made me scream at midnight, family dog was not happy

THE TEXT MESSAGES?!? I CANT!! This book is too much, I’m weeping

“I’ve been totally and utterly unhinged by a man. I’m disgusted with myself, for being distracted, for knowingly letting every sliver of feminism shrivel up and die over dimples and thick thighs” IM FUCKING CRYING ONFG ME AG ME ME ME ME AFFFFF

A BIRTHINGBALL??? ABAHHWHA I GOTTS GOOO

ABORT!! THIS CAN NOT BE GOOD OH GAWD