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“Is it keto night at the miel” SCREEAMING

“someone to fit in with people who use summer as a verb” I’m genuinely speechless

I I I I I I the epilogue 🥴

And I Oop🫣

YOUR HUH BARBIE?? LAGUERTA DID NOT JUST SAY F🥖 WTFFF

😭😭”I’ve realized just how human and stupid I’ve become” like calm down girly pop

When he cares for deb??? When he somewhat processed human emotion?? LMAO

“ I tried to remind myself that I was a good girl and I didn’t do those things. But I knew he did them and I truly wanted to go out with him. Please m, Harry?”😭😭😭okay Dexterrrrr I’m dead af

My name is Dexter Morgan

Firstly, I’m slacking so hard this month!!! I read at least two books every month and then June hit☠️☠️now I’m like dead👎🏽ANYWAYSSS BACK TO THE BOOKS: this girl is crazy and on pg 97 when she said the man’s voice sounded “like a growl. Like a sin” I nearly spit my water out because the sin part was wild

Okay this is kinda dragging along, might not finish it ☠️

I think I’ve been reading smut for too long because I literally am struggling (vocab wise) to read this. Like it’s super interesting but I feel so dumb trying to read an actual novel and not a silly romance scene

I hate it here

Ya know it’s 3am and I have work at 10.. I should really be sleeping but I just need to know what happenssss

Nah he’s so dumb wtf…. When I said break up I didn’t mean Knox like are you dumb🙄THEN HE TRIED TO GIVE HER MONEY?!? Ain’t no fuxking way bruh

Fine: “fucked up, insecure, neurotic, and emotional” LIZA J SPITTING FACTS

STOPPP! We love a self-sabotage moment. Like okay Knox just like me frrr😭😭✋🏽 he said “I’m not good enough. I have to break up with her so she can find someone better” like okay bbyyy

1) why does the author say milk when referring to c*m like it was okay the first time but we’re like twenty times in
2) why do they keep fuxking around and finding out like damn it just stop fucking or date. Y’all need to choose

“I’m not going to tell you anything if you keep interrupting like those old man muppets in the balcony” IM LIGHTHEADED AND WHEEZING WTF NAOMI

“You’re all getting beers or shots. I don’t know how to pour shit else” ME AF

“Oops. Gotta go. Gaston is beckening” nah why am I crying fr rn that was so fuxking funny

The inhumane noises that just expelled from my mouth is actually bizarre. Knox needs to stop being so cute before my entire body implodes. This is not fair to Naomi like girly pop doesn’t even have a chance to move on after this

Not Knox getting so jealous he threatened to push his injured brother down the stairs😭😭bbygirl no one is going to steal her from you omlll

STOPP IM CRYING NOT THE 50 YR OKD YOUTUBER WHO DOES EYELINER… WHY ARE THEY LIKE A CUTE LITTLE FSMILY IM SO SICK TO MOTHERFUCKING STOMACH

This bitch is so annoying and whiny omfggg✋🏽😤Naomi is about to get hit with my 2 piece combo if she don’t stfuuuu

I can’t handle their “relationship” like can y’all just actually date please😭we know the sex is good but the relationship could be even better

Knox hating her
Also Knox: “I didn’t need a hug. I needed you” LIKE OKAYYYY OKAYYYY JUST SAY THATTT