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The sexual tension holy frack

BRO YOU DON’T TELL THE PERSON WHO’S GETTING YOU LAID THAT YOU WANTED TO RAPE AND MURDER HER. NO.

all my goodreads reviews read like i’m drunk ngl

bro should’ve gotten laid

never trust a man who makes little kids call them “sir”

this book is so much better on audio

“you want DICK, honey” - me

y’all i am DESPERATE does anyone have dystopian recs that aren’t the hunger games, divergent, and the selection 😭
(i love those books but literally everyone will be doing a project on them)

gretchen is making me so fucking uncomfortable holy shit, bitch just shut the fuck up and stop invalidating other people’s experiences being queer just because YOU’RE queer

BEFORE SUNRISE AND BEFORE SUNSET MENTION

this is just sitting on my tbr cause my hold expired

part one of ‘brewer made me read’ series

entering my academic rivals to enemies era with everyone 😃
imagine i kissed shara wheeler but there’s no sexual tension at all, it’s literally just me anti-heroing my way through school

i think the world would be better if boys actually hugged each other and told each other on a daily basis how pretty they were because these misogynistic pigs at my school are not it

doing this for my queen ann liang

when the fuck did laekan zea kemp decide to start calling out all my mommy issues 🤠

“she’s putting the blame on the wrong thing. it’s not about what you wear or what you weigh. IT’S ABOUT MEN.” holy fuck my relationship with my mother summarized in one single sentence

this is set in texas? YAY?

you don’t understand. i love rollo so much.

i am legit so jealous that all these people know how to speak english, vietnamese, cantonese, and even mandarin when i can’t even master duolingo

“have you eaten, lāan?” in my family, that question always comes first, even if it’s four in the afternoon and you’re not sure anymore whether you’re being asked about lunch or dinner.

this was so real

how much patience does autumn have because i would’ve punched julian straight then and there in the nuts

THE JALAPEÑO CHIPS 😭 this is so adorable

just wondering what vera wong would be like if she was high

VERA PLEASE STOP IT’S 11:30 YOU HAVE NO RIGHT MAKING ME THIS HUNGRY. i want roast pepper chicken and spicy sesame noodles and garlic fried broccoli and tomato egg stir fry 😭

“white lady with child” had no business making me laugh as much as it did jesse q sutanto you are a national treasure

i’m all about sex positivity here but do they use condoms