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"I could be in your bed, languishing away until I perish, fat and sexually conquered, snuffed out in the spring of my youth. Here lies Prince Henry of Wales. He died as he lived: avoiding plans and sucking cock."


i can't believe i don't hate this ridiculous ridiculous book. wtf is this. also concerned by how this made me laugh (the exhaling from your nose kind)

this book is pure escapism. it's an indulgent fruity fanfic, and it's worth skipping my 8am psych class

i still don't know if i like this book

Im glad i don't annotate my books because then id have scribbled all over the pages and highlighted sentences in every other paragraph
(Tho will later note some of the quotes in a separate notebook)

his relationship with his mother is parallel to the one i have with mine...

It sounds exactly like him. its as if im reading a transcript of the daily show between the scenes