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“GET IN BITCHES, WE HAVE CRIMES TO COMMIT”

What a mood, honestly.

Sage: “Teal, I might be committing a felony tonight.”
Teal: “What? Like that’s supposed to scare me? Let’s go and do some crime!”
Sky: “Did somebody say crime?”

I am somehow all three of these sisters but especially Teal. 😂😂😂

Nadia you absolute cabrona!

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! 🔪

Sky is THE BEST! 😂😂😂

Spying on the old man’s grandson because he’s hot?! 😂😂😂

Oh, yay, a misunderstanding trope and a break up. 🙄

Oh no, no, no, no…

AHHHH! 😭😬

OH, FUCK YOU, GREG!

I’m waiting for you under your bed with a ball bat!

Sneaking calls from cute boys during mass? My type of girl, Sage!

“Didn’t Dexter like kill people?” 😂😂😂

“I hate gifts from ghosts.” Girl, me too and I’ve never gotten one but I know I’d shit myself.

Finally, after like three books we find out who the “big bad” is.

“They ate bread in Hel?” WE ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE WRONG THINGS!

“We are gods.”

GET AELIN “GODKILLER” GALATHYNIUS IN HERE RIGHT NOW!

“Children proved hardy” STRAIGHT TO JAIL AND HELL WITH YALL!

“Have contacted others to share bounties.”

Let me find the fuck out that even in fantasy books there’s a colonizer allegiance like IRL.

I forgot how dumbassery runs in the family. I need a novella about every stupid thing the Autumn King has done. Because I know Dumb and Dumber over here got it from somewhere and there’s one common denominator.

Sarah, you’re paying for my anti anxiety medication after this shit. I hope they all🗣️🗣️🗣️ GET SOME COMMON FUCKING SENSE IN BOOK 3!

Oh yeah, let’s take a little fucking side quest KNOWING WE ARE ON A TIME CRUNCH! 😭🙄

Bryce Quinlan is giving me ulcers.

“Was this the right move?”

UH NO BRYCE, IT FUCKING WASN’T. THIS IS A COBBLED TOGETHER RIDICULOUS PLAN AND I AM SO PISSED AT ALL OF YOU IDIOTS!

I’m so scared to finish this book even though it’s a re read. 😬😬😬

The fuckery is afoot and I am full of nerves even though I know what is about to happen. This plan is BULLSHIT.

“Light it up, Bryce.” 😭😭😭

I’m still not asleep, just laying here bawling my fucking eyes out again and again.

I’m supposed to be sleeping. I’ve read this book a million times, but how can I when the endings of these books are like a panic attack in a fucking book?

I’m late but if be remiss if I didn’t do it…

RUHN DANAAN… CROWN PRINCE OF THE VALBARAN FAE… 🎶
🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟

I forgot how boring the first book is in the series.

However I miss first book Lucien! 😭

I know what you’re thinking. “Jes, you’ve read this a billion times, why?”

I’ll tell you why, because her new book comes out on the 30th and I have conspiracies to solidify to make a fool out of everyone else! I’m listening at 1.75 speed and getting through all her books by then so I can take off this damn tinfoil hat.

“Live, Manon.” 😭😭😭

“So Lorcan did.”

Once again, Sarah, how dare you?

HE DID WHAT?!

“I don’t make bargains with bastards.” 🗣️🗣️🗣️TELL THAT OLD BAG OF HATE AND FARTS, CHAOL!

Manon: I’m surprised you’re not groping yourself.
Dorian: Who says I haven’t?

😂😂😂

Cairn pissing himself? 10/10.

Get fucked, ya weirdo.