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ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME?

Rebecca, I’m under your bed now, too!

I think I just had a heart attack. WHAT THE HELL?

Okay but why is “The Graveyard” holding executions like they’re an authority when they haven’t did anything but enact a shitty curfew? BFFR.

I swear to any god but Dacre if anything happens to Roman…

I’m so glad the heroine is still just a human and not “the chosen one.”

Okay, Forest, I’m only slightly less suspicious of you.

Dacre, I’m hiding under your bed, you big, stupid bitch.

I still hate Forrest, and don’t pity him at all. Sarah deserves better.

I had an alarm set for this book, and am devouring it via audiobook with my phone on silent and without shame.

What in the fresh hell is going on?

I should’ve reread the series first, because I have no idea what happened. Memory of a goldfish.

Demon chicken has entered the chat! 👹🤌🏼✨

I saw possessed chicken and said “to hell with every book on my TBR…” 👹🐓

“Aunt Tabitha, we’re having a war! I can’t just go have a lie down!” 😭😭😂😂

The animated gingerbread cookie, Bob the sourdough starter, and Spindle are giving me LIFE! 🤌🏼✨

What in the hell is happening?! Elvis impersonators, a senator, an old soap opera star?

Carly is the real bitch here.

OMG Olivia is why her daughter is the way she is. What the hell?!

Hope is pissing me off.

HOW MANY LIES MUST YOU TELL BEFORE YOU LEARN?! Idiot.

“This twig of a bitch is no match for me.” I’m cackling like a hyena. 😭😭😂😂

“I regret nothing. I hope his balls shriveled up and fell off.” ALREADY A COMPLETE MASTERPIECE! You have my shield and my sword. 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

I’m not sure how I feel about the main characters yet, but the world building has me intrigued. 👀

“That bitch took my soap…” I’ve never read a better first sentence. 😂

“I dream of killing you…” our girl says this mid make out session. Demented and I’m living for it. 😂😂😂

Am I… am I a little in love with Arin now, too?

I forgot to comment on it when I heard it, but he calls her someone with “the temperament of a deranged goose.” 10/10. This books getting 5 stars for this alone. DERANGED GOOSE WOMEN, OUR TIME IS NOW! RISE UP, MY SISTERS! 👹🤌🏼✨

I love a good, unhinged woman. 🤌🏼✨

Something about the perceived love interest is throwing me off.

Perseus, you absolute shithead.

The crows are the best part of this book. One chismosa to another, they are iconic. 🤌🏼✨