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AND NOW A KIDNAPPING? JANET, YOU CANT DO THIS SO FAR INTO THE BOOK KNOWING WE WONT GET ANOTHER ONE FOR FIVE YEARS.

Oh great, and now here comes YET ANOTHER treacherous dickhead while we are already dealing with the horrors.

FUCKING FINALLY, ITHAN!

I’ve said it once and I’ve said it again, Juniper is a shitty friend and a fucking asshole.

DANIKA YOU SNEAKY MF, WHEN WILL YOUR CLUES END?!

RUHN DANAAN CROWN PRINCE OF THE VALBARAN FAE, EVERYONE 🦟🦗🦟🦗

“I’m sick and tired of people using girl as an insult.”

🗣️🗣️🗣️Fucking speak on it Princess Bryce Adelaide Quinlan!

“Did you take some sort of class in school? Intro to Bad Guys? Get fucking serious. You’re not going to conquer any world.”

😂😂😂

FUCK YES, LIDIA!

Nesta is a fucking QUEEN!

Inner peace this, you parasitic asshole!

The fire sprites are the best part of this book. Lehabah would be so proud. 😭

You deserve that bloody nose for being such an asshole.

That’s right Bryce! Tell those colonizers to get fucked!

WHAT THE FUCK

DAMMIT I THOUGHT WE WERE RID OF THIS HELL BEAST?!

Bryce, you little shit. 😂

Ithan is the Chaol of this series, I swear to Christ on a cracker, pup…

CALLED IT!

Oh, are Nesta and As playing a silly goofy little game with our girl?! 😂

NESTAAAA 😍😍😍

WILBUR AND CHARLOTTE?! 😭😭😭

OMG IS THE STALKER THERE?!

THIS BETTER BE A NIGHTMARE

WHAT THE FUCK?

I don’t know what Jack is up to but I hate it.

“And this is why I married you.” NOT THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY REASONS I LOVE YOU? Get absolutely fucked Pierce, your wife is a person you piece of trash.

I know I need more therapy because I’m like make the bargain and ‘Goodbye Earl’ that MF with a bargain.

I only get ONE sex scene? Straight to jail and maybe hell!

“Thanks for letting me help commit crimes.” 😂😂😂

Sky’s been in a coma for eight years and wants to eat, do crimes, and go drankinggg. I love her. 😂