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"Permission to terminate the specimen, sir?" "Absolutely not. Contain it." "It's not behaving normally, sir." "Of course it's not behaving normally! It's a goddamn experimental cow! Just tranquilize it and get it back in its cage." "The tranquilizers aren't working. And it's sort of, well...sort of on a rampage, sir."

The main character, Calvin, is a major league jackass.

This is totally unrelated to this book, but what the hell kind of parent leaves their child alone on the set in order to provoke a panicked reaction for a film to begin with? This is in reference to the film version of this story. That's one sorry ass mother.