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'Linnwood pulled his pants down and put his bare ass up to her skinned face. “Open her mouth, if you can find it.” The other two picked up her face and ripped her chin off. Then, Linnwood farted in her mouth. They all broke into a frenzied laughter. “This is classic,” Linnwood said as he tried to contain his laughter. “RJ, you need to get in on this.”'

I'm disturbed by this recent trend of spineless humans allowing self entitled, brutish and elitist aliens to take over as I've seen in both The Tree Museum and this offering. We probably would just let aliens take over at this point. No fight left in us? Sad.

"Money is only money because we pretend it’s money. Worth something. Worth other money. Dollars and pesos and rupees and vuvv ch’ch. We perform value like a play. We know the script. Just like, my fellow dreamers, we perform love, because we know what love is supposed to look like. So we perform it for each other and think it’s real."

When aliens understand love better than women: “Sure,” says Chloe. “Of course. Adam and me wasn’t real love. If you want to see —” “But you offered love,” says the vuvv. “It was the product you were selling. And what you produced was not love. It was fake love. You defrauded us. It’s clear. Your heart rates no longer rise when you see each other.”

There’s the Merrick’s Disease, and the noises Chloe heard through the bathroom door obviously disgusted her. Gas, groaning, passing bloody stool. I can imagine what she was telling her new friends. “It’s a disease,” I said. “What should I do?” At first, she answered with an uncomfortable smile. One time when the air was particularly eggy, she suggested, “Lepers used to carry bells to warn people they were coming.”

It's truly amazing the results a search engine can yield if you bird dog it hard enough. Nobody tells me what I should or shouldn't, or can or can't read. Stick your publication ban up your gape.