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Thought this one might be interesting. After all, how could civil wars ever be boring? Then I remembered that I live in the country they have to sneak to get into, and there is no grass greener on their side. So I dropped this shit like a habit.

“Cheese is gross,” she says. “Cheese is God’s apology,” I say. “Do you think you’re capable of selling a product you don’t consume?”

Parker, Jeff. Ovenman: A Novel (Tin House New Voice) (p. 85). Tin House Books. Kindle Edition.

This book has some jacked up formatting issues.

'my critics criticized me for thinking video game creators owe me something, namely the right to impose my feminist agenda on their video game making.  In short, they accused me of entitlement. I now humbly agree.  I did indeed commit the sin of entitlement mentality.  Fortunately, I can reverse this.'

“Don’t be silly.  I wouldn’t try to make you do anything.  You bring out my submissive side as after all I read studies saying 70% of women have submissive fantasies.  I submit to you.  No, we are here because I am going to get a tattoo.”

'My heart aches that my Anita feels so much guilt.  I do think she will feel a lot better after she makes amends to the gaming community.'

'After our last session I just had to have more.  I fear I’m too aggressive; maybe it’s the feminism I’m expelling from my system.  Whatever it is it makes me horny.'

'Neither Tommy Boy nor Autumn know it, but when they’re walking through the hallways with teen-troubles on their young minds, there are things in the lockers feeling them. Their vibrations are all the things need…'