Jeremy Maddux > Recent Status Updates

'Carruth would eventually be found guilty of conspiracy to commit murder among other felony counts and was sentenced to serve 18 to 24 years in prison. Yet nothing is publicly done by any of the leagues to address the problem of domestic violence.'

Last time I checked, domestic assaults are outside of the NFL's jurisdiction. These are grown adults in adult relationships and should be able to handle that.

'He covered a pretty rough neighborhood where, more than once, he and his partner found the remains of an infant that a junkie had killed by putting it in a microwave because it cried too much. He saw that more than once. There’s no way to prepare yourself for that.'

Not much different from what we do to babies that's legal now.

'Risk is a fascinating thing. It’s seductive and necessary, it can bring you everything or take all that you’ve got. If my mother didn’t take a chance on me, my life wouldn’t have been very funny. I’d still be a wiseass, of course, but I’d also have a gaping ass. Instead of living in a penthouse, I’d live in a cell. Instead of a girlfriend with big tits, I’d have a boyfriend with big tits.'

'In the interests of pest control a new campaign to exterminate the ‘four evils’ – birds, rats, insects and flies – was launched in 1958. The whole country was turned out to make a noise, beating drums and pans to prevent sparrows from landing anywhere until they fell down dead with exhaustion.'

I hope China isn't this retarded in modern times!

"A ritual animal sacrifice is understandable, but what these evil ones did went far beyond that and those who cast off Adam’s life were drug-running heathens who followed Voodoo in an extremist way. They were not experienced fetish-wearing doctors. And they know well they crossed the line so far that there is no mercy for them!!!”

'“Do you know how many times I dreamed of having you beneath me like this again?” “You can’t do this to me! Stop, Gavin!” She sobbed as he moved inside her. “I can do anything I want to you,” he said and brushed achingly light kisses along her wet cheek. “I own you, Lyla Dalton.” Lyla buried her face in the sheets as he fucked her.'

Funny shit. I heard erotica authors fantasized about this stuff

'Mr. Hamblen is from a generation where the men were still taught to be men; masculinity wasn’t frowned upon.'

Fucking A!

'It was a fourteen-seat, G6 Gulfstream, with just six guys on board plus one smoking-hot stewardess. We’d drink, eat sushi, play poker; we’d fat-shame and body-judge and call women chicks. We talked about grabbing pussy and buying furniture, and if Billy Bush had come on board, he would have ended up skydiving home without a parachute.'