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julian ti amo

very easily guessable romantic intent… but I’m loving the interactions nonetheless

oh yeah because it makes SO much sense that after 8 and 13 years of marriage they have never told their partner about their first love!

how the author managed to fit a fake dating in this mess is beyond me

y’all I’m in love

why is someone dying every two chapters 😭😭

It had been some time since I last read a well written book

so fucking nekesa (actually no, she’s the only sane person here) is too scared to call
his boyfriend he broke up, but does not understand that bailey is too scared to call her. also, bailey acted with nekesa exactly how charlie acted with her, then she is mad at charlie but surprised because nekesa is mad at her. now tell me how the fuck these people reason because I for sure have no idea.

“after making sure he wasn’t there. so we reached the place, and he was there.” makes so much sense right?? and the best thing is that there is no explanation for it either

so his reasoning for avoiding her is that he does not want to be in a relationship with her because if it goes wrong he will destroy their friendship. so he absolutely does not destroy it by ignoring her existence. of course talking to her like normal people is not even contemplated. what a great line of thought we have here.

so basically he cancels every plan because she is not feeling okay, then since he is not replying to texts for two hours she ✨realises he doesn’t care about her feelings and everything they shared had been a big lie✨ because of course that is a much more reasonable conclusion that “he is just busy for a couple of hours”

and it also makes so much sense that he had to propose in this scene! did they tell lynn to compress 4 chapters in one or smth?

oh yeah it makes so much sense that a mother, who just discovered her daughter’s dad has not been contacting her in months, instantly forgets about it because the dude she’s dating has entered the restaurant

but I guess that doesn’t matter when we have spent the entirety of the book asking servers for the most unnecessary complicated orders because it’s quirky 🥰

throwing popcorns around in a clothes section is SO flirty! and not a great waste of food and showcase of general rudeness AT ALL!

I think ✨shit happens✨ is a good description of the current situation of this book

why are we playing with food 😞

apparently him proposing to change the bedsheets before giving her the bed is now another character trait labelled “having some issue with germs”, not basic hygiene anymore

a fucking (ducking, atp) goose flying into the apartment in the middle of the mountains at night has to be the worst excuse for a one-bed situation I ever read

now where the fuck did a GOOSE come from

“king” “lover” “sex god” no worse pet name suggestions have been made, EVER

“your edges soften a little when you’re tired” “oh she knows me so well 😩 everyone doesn’t get me, but she does 😭” dude get a grip

the chapter ending with the huge, unbelievable event of him (“charming charlie”, apparently) saying he like something about her like it’s the greatest of the deals is sending me

up to now, only utter boredom occasionally interrupted by whining about divorce

AND HE KNOWS IT’S BULLSHIT AS WELL istg what was the point of all of this?? smh

literally I don’t see why you can’t just explain him the situation and come up with a plan to fake break up since that’s LITERALLY how you got together IN THE FIRST PLACE

that’s totally bullshit btw there is no need for all of this drama

half book down. wondering whether I should just finish it in one sitting 🙃

“angry machismo” is SENDING me

the tiktok song playing in the bathroom was so unnecessary lmao this is so wattpad coded