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Neil: I am never going to wear a croptop
Next chapter: Neil wears a croptop
Neil: okay but I am never wearing fishne-
The author's note: Buckle up everybody, Neil is wearing fishnets in the next one!

Out of the saga's we've had (Christmas, Bones, Lorna) this current one is my favorite. For no particular reason. Reasons completely unknown.

Erika thinking Neil might be abusive and because of that wanting to speak to Andrew one on one has been living rent-free in my head the past few days and I need this agONY TO STOP

(Andrew then sitting across from her and talking so openly and adamantly about how safe Neil makes him feel is making it better though)

"It never needed to hurt"
throws e-reader out the window

(chapter: you are what you eat)

This book is already so incredibly validating. Whenever I hear people talk about how 'unoriginal' a certain piece of media is, I get the urge to yell that originality's death was signed around the moment the book press was invented. Steal like an artist plays into that exact idea: there is no originality and unoriginality anymore, only good and bad theft.

Neil, baby, I am so happy to see you again but what the actual fuck is going on!?

Also this would never happen because you can't convince me Andrew would ever let Neil fly out to LA alone.

Plus how the hell does Jean now about Drake? Did I miss something there? I've been wreaking my brain all day about it because never in a million years would Andrew allow that to go public

Reading this in Dutch was probably a mistake. I see a lot of reviewers hyping up the writingstyle but the writingstyle of the translator is not doing it for me (up to the point it makes me laugh because it's so stupid).

"At two seconds, Kevin scored." I can't believe we get to relive this and him switching the racquet to his other hand from another point of view and it is absolutely glorious. All hail Kevin Day.