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Never date writers honey, they suck!

All I want from life is drink and fornication, but the hand I have been dealt is so wretched it seems that too much to ask

What's eating you Preacher? You got all the Whiskey you can drink and you sit there looking like your dick fell off!

The Preachers, though they had failed to win official recognition as leaders of public opinion, set themselves to gain the support of public opinion by living according to their principles in the public eye.

Your pride is your lifeblood, man of God. It burns in your heart like a torch held high.

You can't fuck your sister and expect much good to come of it

"Anything done out of fear has no moral value"

"The Sabbath ends forty-two minutes after sundown on Saturday night or when three stars appear in the sky"

"An old tradition held that along with the creeping things and the beasts of earth created on the sixth day, God also created the souls of demons. But before the Holy One could fashion the demons' bodies, the Sabbath descended. Thus demons have remained bodiless, spirits only, and an example to the people of Israel to stop all their work when the Sabbath arrives."

"Contrary to common belief, for example, Jewish dietary laws are not about health to hygiene. They are about holiness, about raising the everyday act of eating above the mundane and giving it meaning beyond self."

"The Roman historian Tacitus complained that the Jews not only "wasted" a seventh of their lives by not working on the Sabbath, they "were also led by the charms of indolence to give over their seventh year to inactivity."

"It seems then, that nature has pointed out a mixed kind of life as most suitable to human race, and secretly admonished them to allow none of these bypasses to draw too much, so as to incapacitate them for other occupation and entertainments."

"Light makes it possible for the eye to see, and, say, scientists, our brains receive more information through our eyes than any other sense organ. "

"Believing in predestination, the Puritan preachers persuaded our forefathers to trust in nothing but God and the spirit within themselves and to defy the devil and all his minions"

"Fear, weakness, self-deception, overconfidence, irresolution, the slackening of attention and will, these were the things that must first be faced and overcome if evil were to be deprived of its power."

If the wife of a man followed after another man and he slept with her, they shall slay that woman, but that male shall be set free.