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Once again, I’m sad and need something bonkers to read so I can laugh at how ridiculous this is. Reading this out loud with my husband, I feel like this has to be satire but he thinks it could be genuine. I guess we’ll never know

hahahahhahahha

<3

thank you, elle!! this book is so cute >_<

Harry looked at Voldemort walking toward them; and he thought of all the lies that he must have been told by Evolutionists and Feminists all his life; and he thought of the empty, meaningless depravedness that must he would have to have to distract him from that missing Love in his life; and he thought of how one day he would die; and that there would be no happy heaven for him, only the flames of hell.

O My Gggod
The more I read the more I can't believe that it is written in earnest but it appears to be real
Every passage is quote correctly from the Bible this is very disturbing

And why is Snape depicted as older but still handsome in a dignified, rugged way

LMAO this hasto be satire because if not the author is seriously crazy. I still can't believe I'm reading this—I'm going to put all the outrageous hilarousities on my review for later amusement

this is actually so terrible

Какво чудесно нещо е училището за молитви "Хогуортс"! Там успяват да призоват с молитва храната, както и с молитва отварят вратите... Но въпреки това на дъщерята на Дъмбълдор все още се налага да чисти :)