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Lurva
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LMAO this hasto be satire because if not the author is seriously crazy. I still can't believe I'm reading this—I'm going to put all the outrageous hilarousities on my review for later amusement
— Jul 13, 2020 10:32AM
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Harry looked at Voldemort walking toward them; and he thought of all the lies that he must have been told by Evolutionists and Feminists all his life; and he thought of the empty, meaningless depravedness that must he would have to have to distract him from that missing Love in his life; and he thought of how one day he would die; and that there would be no happy heaven for him, only the flames of hell.
— Jul 13, 2020 11:53AM
Lurva
is 50% done
O My Gggod
The more I read the more I can't believe that it is written in earnest but it appears to be real
Every passage is quote correctly from the Bible this is very disturbing
And why is Snape depicted as older but still handsome in a dignified, rugged way
— Jul 13, 2020 11:11AM
The more I read the more I can't believe that it is written in earnest but it appears to be real
Every passage is quote correctly from the Bible this is very disturbing
And why is Snape depicted as older but still handsome in a dignified, rugged way
