Status Updates From Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)

DNF. I had ~70 pages left and I realized I don’t hate myself enough to subject myself to this. It started cute, then became unbearable. The FMC is “not like other girls,” the MMC is an obnoxious tool, the sexual innuendo is exhausting, and somehow she has a crazy job but still bakes bread after work, which he devours in one sitting while being the hottest man alive. He eats an entire loaf like wtf.

I’m going to attempt to keep going, but I really want to DNF. The way she talks about her “O?” God… this seems awful.

I don’t know if I can continue this… It’s not good. The writing, the plot so far, it’s SO 2013 (in a bad way.) And I DON’T know if I can or will go on. Gonna start a different book and see if I wanna come back to this later

Holy guacamole!!! Simon…ooo la la