“The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic monotone. European robots.”
― You Suck: A Love Story
― You Suck: A Love Story
“[in regards to the "Asian guy"] He was so cute - in that Final Fantasy Thirty-Seven way. What I'm saying is, the Sex Fu is strong with this one.
--The Chronicles of Abby Normal”
― You Suck
--The Chronicles of Abby Normal”
― You Suck
“Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?”
― You Suck
― You Suck
“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
― Sourcery
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
― Sourcery
Roberta’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Roberta’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
More friends…
Polls voted on by Roberta
Lists liked by Roberta





















