Wynter

“Alex is so pretty…” “Alex is so strong…” “Alex is so awesome…” “This is her cool song.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“What a warrior he was...”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“A disgruntled businessman in Vermont, who was upset with the local officials for denying a building permit for his proposed business, got revenge by building a giant, illuminated middle finger statue on his property at a cost of ~$4,000.”
― Charles Klotz, 1,077 Fun Facts: To Leave You In Disbelief

“So, strongholds are a bit boring, aren’t they?” said Carl, as he sat against a wall and sipped mushroom soup. “I thought there might be some weird mobs or something we could fight.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series