Wynter

“Alex is so pretty…” “Alex is so strong…” “Alex is so awesome…” “This is her cool song.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“All six destroyer endermen stood at attention and grunted.  (Apparently, it was their way of showing unity and dominance. But, truth be told, they sounded like pigs.)”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 15

“Throughout our journey, I’ve eaten loads of great potatoes. Some were slightly overcooked, and some were slightly too soft, but all of them were good in their own special way. It’s not always easy to cook a baked potato completely right, but when you do, it’s a thing of beauty. So, I’m thankful for every baked potato that I’ve eaten. Yes, I may have run out of baked potatoes at the moment, but I have hope that one day I’ll be back home, eating baked potatoes again. Thank you.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“A disgruntled businessman in Vermont, who was upset with the local officials for denying a building permit for his proposed business, got revenge by building a giant, illuminated middle finger statue on his property at a cost of ~$4,000.”
― Charles Klotz, 1,077 Fun Facts: To Leave You In Disbelief