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“It is another beautiful evening here at the Red Pony bar and continual soirée, how can I help you?”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

“There are only three major vote getting days in Absoroka County, and I can't remember the other two. "Oh God, no. It's Pancake Day." I thought about shooting myself. I could see the headlines: Sheriff shoots self, unable to face pancakes.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

“As your trusted Indian scout, it is important for me to warn you that you are now on perilously thin ice”
― Craig Johnson, Junkyard Dogs

“Artists are always good for conversation, so long as you want to talk about their art.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish