“Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten miles long in his hand, in the middle of the night, beneath the stars on the shores of Lake Michigan? If you have, seek professional help. If you have not, then believe you me, it can scare the bejeezus out of you.”
― Storm Front
― Storm Front
“If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around.”
― Turn Coat
― Turn Coat
“On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make the planet too crowded to stand, and the first murder was a fratricide. Genesis says that in a fit of jealous rage, the very first child born to mortal parents, Cain, snapped and popped the first metaphorical cap in another human being. The attack was a bloody, brutal, violent, reprehensible killing. Cain's brother Abel probably never saw it coming. As I opened the door to my apartment, I was filled with a sense of empathic sympathy and intuitive understanding. For freaking Cain.”
― Dead Beat
― Dead Beat
“Night wasn't so much falling as sharpening its claws.”
― Turn Coat
― Turn Coat
“Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.”
― Changes
― Changes
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