Caleb

“The Ten Commandments? They're such a downer. Don't get me wrong. They're a very good starting point, but they're so negative. Thou shalt not do this and thou shalt not do that. What about things you shalt? Thou shalt have a nice cup of tea and a biscuit, for example.”
― Dave Turner, How To Be Dead #1-3

“is my fucking chicken doing a training montage? I watched his incredibly crisp kicks for a little longer.”
― CasualFarmer, Beware of Chicken

“TOAST IS BRILLIANT. Whoever thought, "This bread we've already cooked, yeah? I reckon we should try cooking it again." was a genius,”
― Dave Turner, Serious Moonlight

“Remember that everything is connected,” I finally settled on. “The water we drink, the air we breathe, the food we eat. Everything has some part of it that leads into each other. Disrupting one thing can disrupt many others. Fixing one thing can fix many others.”
― CasualFarmer, Beware of Chicken