Caleb

“is my fucking chicken doing a training montage? I watched his incredibly crisp kicks for a little longer.”
― CasualFarmer, Beware of Chicken

“It was all about control. They were all so sure that somebody else had it. The world was full of both terrible and wonderful things. When they couldn't understand something, they saw a conspiracy orchestrated by the powerful. The human mind was designed to recognise patterns and often saw them where none existed.”
― Dave Turner, How To Be Dead #1-3

“If you see a child zombie. Run. They're the scariest. Fuck that shit.”
― Dave Turner, Serious Moonlight

“Very little social networking goes on. The majority of people just complain about things. Or complain about people complaining about things. Or complain about people complaining about the complainer and how the complainer is oppressing the original complainer's right to complain about things. And share pictures of cats in people clothes.”
― Dave Turner, How To Be Dead #1-3