Caleb

“TOAST IS BRILLIANT. Whoever thought, "This bread we've already cooked, yeah? I reckon we should try cooking it again." was a genius,”
― Dave Turner, Serious Moonlight

“Life isn't about being brave. It's about getting through it even though you're scared,”
― Dave Turner, How To Be Dead #1-3

“The Ten Commandments? They're such a downer. Don't get me wrong. They're a very good starting point, but they're so negative. Thou shalt not do this and thou shalt not do that. What about things you shalt? Thou shalt have a nice cup of tea and a biscuit, for example.”
― Dave Turner, How To Be Dead #1-3

“It was all about control. They were all so sure that somebody else had it. The world was full of both terrible and wonderful things. When they couldn't understand something, they saw a conspiracy orchestrated by the powerful. The human mind was designed to recognise patterns and often saw them where none existed.”
― Dave Turner, How To Be Dead #1-3