Andra

“Marry me," Ned whispered to Cecilia.
"Over Freddy's dead body," she muttered in reply.
"This afternoon then," Ned said. "The poor chap is about to expire from hysterics.”
― India Holton, The Wisteria Society of Lady Scoundrels

“He also said that leaving you when he did is one of the hardest things he's ever done. He placed special emphasis on the word hardest, but out of concern for my own sanity, I refuse to analyze why that might be."
My cheeks flamed at the double entendre.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“The future is uncertain and thus holds the possibility of happiness for us all;”
― Alison Goodman, The Benevolent Society of Ill-Mannered Ladies

“I'd have said this lapse in glamour functionality would one day be my villain origin story if I didn't already have at least four of those”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One