Jon Stclair

“Human beings are chimpanzees who get crazy drunk on power. By saying that our leaders are power-drunk chimpanzees, am I in danger of wrecking the morale of our soldiers fighting and dying in the Middle East? Their morale, like so many bodies, is already shot to pieces. They are being treated, as I never was, like toys a rich kid got for Christmas.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall”
― Larry Wilde

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
― George Carlin