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Stacey Hatton

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Stacey Hatton Caffeine. Oh, and a full night's sleep! Truly if I have enough of these two, my brain motor keeps me writing. It seems every time I've been blocked it…moreCaffeine. Oh, and a full night's sleep! Truly if I have enough of these two, my brain motor keeps me writing. It seems every time I've been blocked it's because I'm tired or sick and then I can't find the funny. As a humorist, my goofball eyeballs are always seeking out my next story. I don't know if I'm drawn to crazy or if crazy seeks me out, but if I'm paying attention, so much material is always around the corner - especially in discount stores or on soccer fields.(less)
Stacey Hatton There are so many things about being a writer that really floats my barge. The first is you don't have to shower, wear pants or a bra while doing your…moreThere are so many things about being a writer that really floats my barge. The first is you don't have to shower, wear pants or a bra while doing your work. Some of my best stories have been written in the shower. I'm also able to tote my kiddos around the free world whenever they need me. Plus, if the pay was great, I'd tell everyone to join their local "coupon-clipping-thrift-store-shopping-writer's-guild." This job is not for the feint of low checkbook balances.(less)
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(The Kansas City Star – by Stacey Hatton – January 14, 2019)



There are few things in life that get me choked up anymore. When I was a young lass, and possibly hormonal, I could think about a Folgers coffee commercial and Niagra Falls would open up on my face. Now I look at those ads or the Hallmark movie of the week and think, “Meh. Been there done that.” There’s a chance I might be jaded.





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“And I too have been bamboozled by a tyrannical toddler with the ego of Charlie Sheen and the temper of The Hulk. I am constantly so derailed I think my "give a shit" is now permanently broken.”
Stacey Hatton, I Just Want to Pee Alone: A Collection of Humorous Essays by Kick Ass Mom Bloggers

“In my 20s, I was busy cultivating a rich sex life, one that I thought would be mine for ever, maturing like a fine wine, instead of rotting like an egg salad sandwich left in the sun.”
Stacey Hatton, I Just Want to Pee Alone: A Collection of Humorous Essays by Kick Ass Mom Bloggers

“But there is a key to handling everything from accidentally eating a blob of poop off your hand that in the sleepless, zombie-like state of new mommyhood, you thought was chocolate, all the way to experiencing the wrath of the check out lady at Target who looks like she seriously wants to kick your ass because your child just told her that he has a sister (which he doesn't) that you keep locked in the attic (which you don't). That key is humor.”
Stacey Hatton, I Just Want to Pee Alone: A Collection of Humorous Essays by Kick Ass Mom Bloggers

“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
Erma Bombeck

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
William W. Purkey

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
Mae West

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