“If it's a chimera alert, we just follows the screams. ”
― Something Rotten
― Something Rotten
“By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.”
― Practical Demonkeeping
― Practical Demonkeeping
“I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”
― Practical Demonkeeping
― Practical Demonkeeping
“Readers are bullied in schoolyards and in locker-rooms as much as in government offices and prisons.”
― A History of Reading
― A History of Reading
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