“I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.”
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
“[H]iding how you really feel and trying to make everyone happy doesn't make you nice, it just makes you a liar.”
― The Book of Luke
― The Book of Luke
“I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.”
― It Occurred to Me
― It Occurred to Me
“A friend said to me, “Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
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“Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword.”
― Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life
― Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life
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