Eric

“I'll read my books and I'll drink coffee and I'll listen to music and I'll bolt the door.”
― J.D. Salinger, A Boy in France

“I'm not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare -- or, if not, it's some equally brainy lad -- who says that it's always just when a chappie is feeling particularly top-hole, and more than usually braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with a bit of lead piping.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves

“My capacity for having a good time exists. It surfaces, however, on odd occasions.”
― Renata Adler, Speedboat

“the thing about books is, there are quite a number you don't have to read.”
― Donald Barthelme, The King