Jerry Johnson

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”
― George Bernard Shaw

“I’m not a Knight. I’m a Bishop. Or at least I am trying to be. And traveling with you is the most slantwise, backward thing I can possibly think of, which in this place probably means it’s the right thing to do.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the Revels There

“The enemies of your enemies are not always your friends, but they can still be useful.”
― James D. Sass, Essays in Satanism

“Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I'll sleep more easily by night.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones