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“Champagne?" Carl asked.
"You know we don't drink champagne, Carl." Ricky laughed.
"Yes, but I don't think it's polite in mixed company to gulp down glasses of blood.”
― Tina Folsom, Samson's Lovely Mortal

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“Isn't that just like a man. 450-fucking-years-old and he's still thinking with his balls!”
― Tanya Huff, Blood Trail

tags: humor

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“Call me once you’ve taken care of that hard-on in your pants, so you’ll last longer than ten seconds when we fuck.”
― Tina Folsom, Yvette's Haven

tags: haven, yvette

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“Slim and neatly groomed, he looked like a really sexy mathematician unaware that he was a prime number. I wanted to unbutton his shirt, muss his hair, and exclaim, "Good heavens, Professor Dracula, you're stunning!”
― Marta Acosta, Happy Hour at Casa Dracula

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“For cripes sake, have you ever heard of 'Ready or not? Here I come'?"

Retro or not, cheesy is cheesy."

Sometimes what you learned from beer commercials comes in real handy.”
― Raven Hart, The Vampire's Seduction

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