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“Slim and neatly groomed, he looked like a really sexy mathematician unaware that he was a prime number. I wanted to unbutton his shirt, muss his hair, and exclaim, "Good heavens, Professor Dracula, you're stunning!”
― Marta Acosta, Happy Hour at Casa Dracula

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“Toronto's already ass-deep in cockroaches and conservatives; what's one more lower life-form?”
― Tanya Huff, Blood Bank

tags: cockroaches, humor, toronto

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“Well aren't you full of sunshine and donkey feathers.”
― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer

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“He was muttering now and I could barely make out his words. "I'm going to die without ever feeling a woman's tits."

"Go ahead," I said. It was about time I used the power of my chichis for good and not for evil.”
― Marta Acosta, Happy Hour at Casa Dracula

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“So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.”
― Christopher Reeve

tags: christopher-reeve, dreams, inspiration

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